My sister, E, and I spent a summer working at a YMCA camp in Penn Yan, NY. On a night off, we drove to an area summer concert venue for a Peter, Paul and Mary concert. We had lawn seats, and picked up KFC for our dinner picnic. (This was no Tanglewood!) When we settled into our lawn seats, we realized we had not been given plastic sporks* with which to eat our mashed potatoes and cole slaw.
Hmmm. What to do?
We ate the mashed potatoes using drumstick bones as utensils.
*For a brief history on sporks, which BMG claims were invented by KFC (not true, although they did popularize them), visit this link.